wallride p. Munk
What’s your favorite place in Baltimore to not skate?
Well I was gonna say The Wire spot cause I really don’t like skating there. But it’s not very good for sitting since there a lot of mosquitoes and nothing much to look at. So I’m not really sure. The best spots to not skate have rough ground, a store close by, and maybe close to the water so there’s something pretty to look at.
You have a bet going with Teta, the first to cut his hair loses. Who will win this bet and why?
I will win this bet for sure. Teta is too much of a pretty boy to have really long hair. Also, the loser has to take the winner out to dinner and I’m much too cheap for that.
bs lip, p-El Diente
50-50, p-Munk
How do you keep your noodly figure?
Well I dod crossfit for at least 3 hours a day and ride my bike for at least 5 miles. Then there’s my very lean, raw organic diet of Natty Boh and weed.
So how often do you eat?
One to ten times a day…wait did you say eat or jerk off?
Who is the cum dragon?
The Cum Dragon is a magical love filled dragon that loves sex/fucking/love making/cumming. There is no hate in his body, just love and cum.
fs board, p-El Diente
Dykes wanted me to ask you about the time he gave you pink eye. What happened?
Well a bunch of the Bohtz crew took a trip to Miami last winter, and we were staying in one room. At one point there were 9 of us. So it became a fart party, someone was just farting at all times, just clam baking the shit out of the room. So I end up getting some sort of eye infection, I assume from all the farting. I got super bummed cause I know what’s going to happen when I tell everyone, and sure enough they all start making fun of me, and I’m all like, “Fuck you guys! It’s your fault for fucking farting so much!” In the end, it was not pink eye and everyone had a good laugh.
Are you happy that you have become future Zach? (watch Behind the Griptape with Zach Lyones for the back story)
Man, it’s really crazy, anytime I look at a mirror, I just see my brother. But yeah, I’m down with it.
Ever have a bad day in paradise?
I fucking hope not.
50-50, p-Danze
