Photos by Joe Scordo.

Hi! Are you comfortable being interviewed by a girl?

Yea why not.

That was the first question silly.

You blew your first impression there.

Where are you from? How did you get your start in skateboarding?

I’m from Bloomfield NJ, near Newark. I got into skating from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, I won’t front. My friend Tony had an influence too.

How do you feel about Tony Hawk?

Birdman is sick, I used to think he was lame, but that guy destroys vert ramps. It took me more time to appreciate vert, I think when I did I realized how fucked Tony really is. That part in One Step Beyond he like ollies a 24 foot channel

What do you think about girls who skate?

Most times it’s real weird, I think. It depends on the girl, I guess.

I think it’s weird too. If Haiti sent over a zombie army to the US how would you respond?

Beat the shit outta some zombies, take out as many as I could til I died. I’d be stoked to die in such a way

Speaking of zombies, did you attend your high school prom?

Hell no, prom is for the birds.

Are you glad b00bzinetz won Tampa?

Yeah definitely. It’s great seeing Dennis skate the way he does com- pared to the shitty contest jocks that usually win.

Tech Deck, Pogs, or Crazy Bones as a kid?

I messed with tech decks and Pogs a little. Crazy bones?

Do you like it when girls vajaz-zle their hot pockets?

aha I’m neutral about bedazzeled pussies…

So if heaven were a skate park what would it look like?

Endless, flowy, steep tranny, yellow curbs.

Hell? As a skate park.

Ahah, alright. Scooters, rollerblades, over waxed ledges, helmet nazis, no transition, bad ground, and of course, always really hot.

What’s up with the guy that took the photos for this interview?

Joe Scordo. Dude’s the best basically. Never not fun when I skate with Joe. He’s really gotten to be a really rad photographer too. I like getting photos, more than footage in some cases, so its sick. Joe’s the man.

Any sponsors?

Yeah I ride for Division East skate shop, and Stimulus skateboards

Cool. Alright I’ll save your ass, interview’s over. Any shout outs?

Tony Sandwiches, John Cruz, Scor- do, Bunk, Paulie, Dave at Division East and Mike del Purgatorio at Stimulus. and all the people I skate with and of course my mom.