Breakfast Taco Recipe:

-Leave winter in NY.

-Take a day tour of local ditch spots.

-Cheese, 6-8 eggs.

-Try to steal scooters/e-bikes.

-Go to this trendy taco truck and order at least fifteen tacos for seven people in a very disorderly fashion.

-Eat each other’s tacos.

-Cook the veggies first, then remove from the pan.

-Walk straight into cactus.

-Skate more ditches.

-Whip eggs and a lot of cheese in a big bowl with a fork and then slowly pour into the same pan the veggies were in.

-Get home from bar to find a 12 pack waiting on our doorstep.

-Scramble in pan and top with veggies about two minutes until the eggs are done.

-Almost run out of beer at the house then have the crazy Swiss neighbor roll up on a vespa with two cases.

-Toast Tortillas on an open flame.

-Get the neighbor stoned.

-Don’t go to his house to meet Santiago the Mexican punk rocker, or give him your phone number. No matter how much he wants you to.

-Watch American Juggalo with the neighbor against their will.

-Serve with avocado and slaw. Salt and pepper to taste.

Thanks to Carhartt W.I.P., Vinny, Henry, Dharam, No Comply, and Santiago.